grellshitei:

“Prideful men have a long to fall darling. And rarely is there a man who looks better with a mustache than without.”

「炎」— ;

♟‘I could definitely pull one off!
I hear women may not like
the sight but if gives them
a something when kissed…’

crystaltxrs:

“Well that sounds stupid…” She gave a soft sigh, her cold expression not changing.

「炎」— ;

♟‘Say what you will,
but it’ll be another thing
the Flame Alchemist has
conquered!’

hopefulwanderlxst:

Still pretty sure you’ll look like a pedo.”

「炎」— ;

♟‘Worth a try, 
anyway! If it’s terrible,
I can burn it off!’

strongholdqueen:

“I don’t know what you’re talking about…”

「炎」— ;

♟’…What if I 
just get a small one? Tiny.
People wont even notice it.

lifeofaninstigator:

“Not seein much of a difference. But hey, it’ll free up the ladies for everyone else.”

「炎」— ;

♟‘The only reason
you get women is because
they find you too small to be
human and like dressing you
up in doll clothes!’

lifeofaninstigator:

“By all means go for it… if you wanna look like you got a dead animal on your face.”

「炎」— ;

♟‘I said a mustache,
Fullmetal! Not a raccoon!’

shouldbedxad:

❝Seriously?

A mustache?❞

「炎」— ;

♟‘Yes. 
A mustache.’

strongholdqueen:

“I’m not too sure what it would excite, Sir.”

「炎」— ;

♟‘Lieutenant, 
you’re the woman here!
You’re supposed to know!’

fullmettle:

“Peh— Like anyone would be jealous of that thirty-year-old-man mug o’yours. I got me a face to die for, and in the prime o’youth~”

“And what’s with this ‘read you like a book’ crap you’re spoutin’ out your ass?”

「炎」— ;

♟'Prime of youth?
The prime of youth will
last forever with you if
you continue to be this
small.’

'Fullmetal, do you even
know what a book is?’